Apparently, Coloring Is the Only Break I’m Getting: A Funny, Sweary Coloring Book for Overstimulated Moms (A Life, Apparently.)($10.99Value)

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Motherhood is beautiful. It is also loud, sticky, overstimulating, and somehow full of people asking questions the second Mom sits down. Apparently, Coloring Is the Only Break I’m Getting is a funny, sweary adult coloring book created for exhausted moms who need five uninterrupted minutes, a handful of markers, and somewhere appropriate to put all that frustration. Inside you’ll find: • 40 original motherhood-inspired coloring designs • Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically sweary phrases • Playful lettering surrounded by detailed botanical artwork • Single-sided coloring pages with blank reverse sides • A marker-test page for trying out your colors • Designs made for markers, colored pencils, and overstimulated mothers everywhere Color the flowers. Color the curse words. Pretend nobody is yelling “Mom!” from another room. Because apparently, coloring is the only break you’re getting.