Too Much? Go Find Less: A Survival Story With Laugh Lines($17.99Value)

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What happens when a woman refuses to go quietly into beige cardigans and sensible shoes? She writes a book about it. At 72, Dr. Janet Rose Wojtalik has survived two divorces, raised two sons, navigated identity crises, mastered the art of not taking anyone's bait, and learned that chin hairs appear with ninja-like stealth. Now she's sharing the wisdom, humor, and hard-won truths from seven decades of living boldly. "Too Much? Go Find Less." isn't your typical memoir or self-help guide. It's a scrapbook of survival—a collection of life lessons gathered like beach glass, some shiny, some cracked, all worth keeping. From dating disasters that become comedy gold to the sacred art of girlfriend gatherings, from parenting adult children who think they're suddenly in charge of your life to finding love at 72 (yes, it's possible and it's spectacular), this book celebrates the magnificent chaos of being a woman who's lived long enough to know better but is still brave enough to keep trying. In these pages, you'll discover: Why "age-appropriate" is just another way of saying "invisible" - How to spot emotional bait from three counties away (and why you should never take it) - The difference between growing old and growing magnificent - Why sequins at the grocery store is actually a revolutionary act - How grief and joy can coexist in the same heart - The truth about love after multiple heartbreaks (spoiler: your heart doesn't have an expiration date) Perfect for women who: Have been told they're "too much" and are tired of shrinking themselves - Believe the best chapters might still be ahead - Want to age outrageously instead of gracefully - Need permission to sparkle at any age - Are ready to live out loud, love deeply, and laugh until they snort With wit sharper than her favorite tweezers and wisdom earned through every plot twist life could throw at her, Dr. Wojtalik proves that growing older doesn't mean growing smaller. It means getting bolder, brighter, and more authentically yourself. This is for the women who refuse to fade into the background of their own lives. This is for the queens who know that rhinestones and reality can absolutely coexist. Warning: Contains strong language, stronger opinions, and the kind of laughter that might make you pee a little. Consider it a bonus core workout. "If someone thinks you're too much, they can go find less. You, magnificent creature, are exactly enough."