Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Dirty Dozen, Show Off Your Questionable Taste Today! Great For Date Night and Bachelorette Parties, Written($17.99Value)

Description

IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART: The Dirty Dozen isn't for everyone. But if you and your friends have questionable taste, these are perfect. LOOKING FOR A COOKIE TO SET JUST THE RIGHT MOOD? Then you probably have some things to work out in your relationship. Nevertheless, the 12 naughty messages inside will turn you as red as our cookies. INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: For your pleasure and protection. 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat. The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! 12 sinfully delicious fortune cookies, each with its own hilarious and slightly twisted and racy message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes trouble is brewing.